Everyone has a group chat. Unless you're amish.
Either that or you still haven't upgraded from a flip phone.
Or, you don't have a group of friends that want to participate in the same activities, thoughts and ideas as you. I give you an unscripted raw version of some things said in my group chat over the span of two days, that I must say, really reflect on our personalities and commonalities as a whole.
"You know when you give someone a very big hello? And they don't big hello you back? I'm very serious about my big hellos. Anyone feel me?" - Well, do you?
"Wolf and lamb is sick, you need to try the apricot bacon." - Group chat is like your personal Wine 'n Dine.
"It's very hard for me to keep up with this chat, you guys go a mile a minute and I never have service." - Chat participant currently in the negev hiking her way through all of Israel.
"There are so many weddings coming up, cannot wait. Need a ton of dresses. Fun, but also not fun." - FUN BUT ALSO NOT FUN is a great tag line for almost anything. Going to equinox = fun but also not fun. Running into an old ex = fun but also not fun.
"Let's hang soon!!! Tomorrow night maybe??" - Tomorrow night turns into next week turns into bump into each other at a wedding or at, like, Element Nails only to say yet again, "We need to hang out!!"
"Need an idea for a couples costume." - This was met with sarcastic raunchy suggestions which in turn was met with a HAHAHA I hope you're kidding he would NEVER do that.
"I have to choose a political topic for my research paper comparing two political systems with an issue. So if I want to do it on the Israel Palestinian conflict, which other country can I compare them to? On another note, is anyone around to go shopping now?" - The former question was met with fearless crickets. The latter question posed seemed to get a better response.
"If I clicked on his Snapchat story 100 times, can he see how many times I clicked it??" - A simple link response sufficed. Thankfully, the answer was no. Creepiness averted.
"Let me have my weekly meltdown." - Me, after my weekly meltdown. They let me have it. Because they're all pretty great. Meet the chat!